It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M-16, a Bazooka or a sling-shot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kick-ass stag in the forest.
The season never closes and big-belly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza."
Special Deer Weapons:
M-16: Gives the hunters a taste of their own medicine.
Slingshot: Ammo consists of hard and soft deer pellets -- a total surprise.
Bazooka: Time to stop kidding around.
Special Hunter Stalking Devices:
More than a dozen genuine hunter calls including "Free Beer Here" and "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza."
Deer Farts - get upwind and smoke 'em out.
Binoculars and scopes - just like the ones hunters use on deer. No wonder they never miss!
The Deer's Favourite Hunting Locations
West Virginia: Get them redneck hunters before their bladders burst.
Connecticut: Track yuppie hunters, too dumb to stay in their SUVs
Minnesota in Winter: Look at the goofy hats on those fellas!